So the most popular hipster baby names have just been released…
Here’s what we think…
Briseida – Shakespearean heroine likely to meet a nasty end
Farrah – definitely the hottest of the Angels
Inez – French for nose?
Liora – washing detergent?
Minnie – mouse
Odette – oddity
Pandora – oh to be named after an overpriced charm bracelet…
Romy – East European gypsy?
Suzette – a fancy flammable dessert
Tessie – almost normal, what’s it doing on this list?
Wren – better than pigeon I suppose…
Zola – The bad guy in Battle of the Planets?
Auden – effeminate poet type
Byron – less effeminate poet type
Enoch – military type
Gulliver – giant type
Ignatius – pervy priest type
Lennon – tormented musical genius type
Murray – sporty Scottish type
Nico – chain smoking type
Orson – nerdy sci-fi type
Roman – big nosed type
Salinger – literary loner type
Zane – boy band type