Eyem in KFC enjoying 3 original pieces, with chips anda phat Coke when these three obese people walk in and sit at the table next to me. The dude asks;
“Will yah not come to the counter wihmee?”
. . . and hiz missus replies;
“Nah, i can hardly walk”
. . . and i think, therez my gripe of the day.
“Obese people eating fast food”